Zoro Melayu

Can A Family With Salary RM3,000 Survive In Malaysia ...! if tinggal kat PJ/KL lagi laaaa....

2009-08-03T06:00:00.000-07:00

Can a family with Salary RM3,000 survive in Malaysia

Let's do some simple calculations here.

In Malaysia , the average family income is RM3,000 /month
(where father works, mother doesn't)...

I understand there are many families whose
monthly income does not reach RM3,000,
but, to make things simple,
let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has
Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....

Calculation starts...

Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100

(cancel la phone rumah. h/p jer udah kan... top up RM30 jer sebulan.. nak call.. buat miss call jer.. heheeee..)

Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons x sebulan...?)

Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300
(go to work, bring son to school,
only can afford one car running)

Insurance: RM650
(kids, wife and myself)

House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs,
retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)

School fees: RM30
(enough ah?.. thats the cheapest la.. tapi ke sekolah kebangsaan jer.. sekolah agama.. bayar lain beb)

School books and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no online,
cannot KFC,
cannot McDonald,
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive),
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already...

EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........oledi RM3,610 ....

How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???

Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?

How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?

Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!

What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry ... it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!!

Our politicians must be mad!!!!

Please forward and comment boleh or tak boleh. No wonder so many Ah Loong around lah....

p/s :Ni pandangan saya la..Aper2 pun artikel ini hanyalah pandangan dan kiraan sesetengah individu sahaja.....sebenarnya kalau kita pandai manage bajet n mensyukuri nikmat Allah dgn rezeki yang kita perolehi insyallah sebenarnya cukup.Allah tu Maha Mengetahui...cuma hambaNya jer yang kadang2 lupa padaNya sebab tu keberkatan dalam mencari rezeki tiada....Wallahualam..

mahukan lyric ble pasang winamp atau windows media player?

2009-07-25T09:38:00.000-07:00

haaa..
kat sini ak nk bg link kt korng...
satu link yg simple jee sebonanyrr tp amat begune sgt...
klu korng play lagu kn, salu nk nyanyie skali..
tp..lyric lak payah nk dpt..
so ko leh jee download n trs pakai jee
tp
ne ade intenet
klu xde,x dpt laa nk nolong laa jack
di tepi nie korng tekan yee... ....ADOIII....

cerita seterusnya..

2009-07-21T10:27:00.001-07:00

troy
cerita ini sebenarnya berkaitan dengan peperangan zaman dulu
ermmm
dalam cite ni..byk yang bes antaranya ialah peperangn yang besar dan jugak terlalu byk drama dalam cite nie..
bermula dgn seorg pahlawan tidak mahu mengikut arahan raja...
namum die kn hero..so, raje x leh wat p laa..
ramai gle org sanjung die..
tp
las2x
die nie ikut gak ape yg raje suh..
korng nk tau nape?
ko g download sendiri cite nie
..ak tarukkn link..

nie yg part 1
nie yg part 2

Selasa, 2009 Julai 21

2009-07-21T10:12:00.000-07:00

Kempem "Gua Boikot Abon" dilancar - Metalkini

Kuala Sepetang, 22 Julai - Di sidang media hari ini, pakatan antara Zoro Melayu dan (D)asar (A)tas (P)agar sepakat dalam menjayakan usul memboikot dan memulaukan "Blog Encik Akmal" buat seberapa ketika. Dengan ini turut dilancarkan kempen "Gua Boikot Abon" agar rakyat jelata dapat bersama-sama menyampaikan mesej yang jelas kepada individu tersebut. Tindakan En. Akmal yang tidak menghargai rakan-rakan blogger lain, yang mana selalu memberi nasihat-nasihat yang ikhlas untuk memberi panduan ke jalan yang benar, telah dihina dan dicerca oleh En. Akmal sendiri.

"Saya dulu jual goreng pisang je, sekarang dah pandai berblog. Saya cume bagi beliau nasihat bagaimana melayari bahtera hidup. Tapi tak sangka pula, pisang busuk pula di lempar ke muka saya," jelas Zoro Melayu. Zoro Melayu merupakan blogger yang baik hati kerana sering memberi panduan-panduan untuk memuatturun berbagai jenis filem dan animasi.

Manakala (D)(A)(P) yang pernah menjadi kapten, berjuang bersama En . Akmal di zaman Matrikulasi dahulu, kini dicerca bak anjing kelaparan. "Wey..aku bukan anjing...siot la lu wartawan," ujar beliau. Sedangkan anjing jalanan disusukan, anak dirumah dah pandai mencarot.

Mereka berdua menyeru agar sesiapa yang prihatin akan masalah ini, boleh bersama menyatakan sokongan dan melaungkan "Gua Boikot Abon...sorang je". Sekaligus menyampaikan mesej jelas ini kepada En. Akmal.

Laporan- Metalkini

download anime lak

2009-07-20T02:48:00.000-07:00

disebabkn ak cm bz sikit skrg..
x sempat nk wat review pasal movie..
jadi ak taruk sini link tok korg download anime lak..
terlalu byk yg ade..jadi pepandailah korg download..
x tau care nk download..
ko blaja..
xpon
tye jee kt aku..
ok...

ko tekan disini.... aDOiiii

ak akn letak gak kat ats skali...

tq

antara movie terbaik aku

2009-07-16T03:45:00.000-07:00

The Italian Job

cerita nie pasal org nk mencurik emas...n, dlm team dorng mencurik nie,
sume hebat2x...tp, sume yg dirancang x menjadi..

cite nie bes bg aku sbb die ade action, pastu kene tgk 2x baru btl2x paham..
sume bende yg die buat sume ade sbb..

nk download..korng jus g kt link nie yee

cite melayu

2009-07-13T11:35:00.000-07:00

care termuah korg nk download cite melayu yg ade kt tv 3 adalalah....
ko g jee kt mytv3 tu...tp..payah sikit laa
sbb die suh wat mcm2x b4 dpt masuk kt website die
..ko jus g kt you tube jee
mudah
gune jee IDM..Intent dowld mnge...download die kejap jee
mudah tp free
hahaha

lagi 1..
cm cite filem yg melayu yg bes dan x bes..ko leh download kt syok.org..
jus download jee link die sume
then
baru leh play...
okey
selamat mencube

halloooo

2009-06-21T04:28:00.000-07:00

x pandai nk taruk p kt sini..
jus
dok memaen jee laa lu..
sape nk movie free download..jus go to the (mahu movie?) kt sebelah nie..
n..marilah besame-same mendengar ceramah agama,
mudah, senang dan free...
x tau gune???
jus ask.hehhe

aku d nk tmbah,,,
nk download mp3 ..
ko g kt link aku taruk kt sebelah nie..
slmt mencube